Head cannon: The first time Cronus and Kankri actually did it, Cronus was so scared of scaring Kanny off that he told him to do what ever he felt comfy with, but unknown to Cronus, Kankri is the kink MASTER. Cronus could not even sit down right for a WEEK.
unsure if vwant
i swear if this gets one more note
THIS IS STILL GETTING NOTES
*marries u but only as a friend*
the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”
Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?
Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?
Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.
Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…
Like, really impressive reach….
THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP
A Bug’s Life (1998) // Monsters Inc (2001)
F̳̺I͔͚͉V̫̪̳̟̖Ẹ̫̟̥̯ ͓̘̺͘N̵̲̞I̶̮̠G̠̪̞̱̞͜H͚͇͜ͅṬ͠S̟̣͖͙̼͘ ̜͖͎̠̼͚̳A̲̫T͇̩͇̙ ̱͕͓̜͙̣͝O̪̥̟͠V͇̬͔͘ER͇͉̱L̘̟̦͈O̞̣͓̳R̭̩̥͇͈̖͜D̞’̛̙S̜͉̻
CLOSE THE DOOR, CLOSE THE DOOR, CLOSE THE DANG DOOR!